We moved in with NATO
What a hot potato
The outlook is hazy
Everything is crazy
The bombs are a-fallin'
Jesse Jackson's callin'

Everybody knows
'Bout this place called Kosovo
We're caught in a fight
There's carpet bombing every night

Fighting 'cross the land
Serbs and Albanians
Looks like we just tore
Into the middle of a civil war
Over in Kosovo

We cleaned up Granada -- we captured Noriega
We saved the Kuwaiitis -- in their big Mercedes
Then off to Somalia which had no point at all, and
Now it's Kosovo...
Welcome to our little wild west show
Hang on boys -- here we go
We're stuck in Kosovo

It's mean -- it's rude
America is screwed

We're the USA
Number one in the world today
But it never stops
We're like the global traffic cops

Sorties in the night
Bombs falling left and right
Just call on the Yanks
We'll do the job and get no thanks
Welcome to Kosovo

We moved in with NATO
What a hot potato
The outlook is hazy
Everything is crazy
The bombs are a-fallin'
Jesse Jackson's callin'
Yeah it's Kosovo
We jump in fast -- and then we pull out slow
We're stuck in Kosovo

The plan is weak -- the president's a freak!

Yeah everybody knows
That little place called kosovo
And we'll be here quite a while so
You better send the USO
Over to Kosovo

We cleaned up Granada -- we captured Noriega
We saved the Kuwaiitis -- in their big Mercedes
Then off to Somalia which had no point at all, and
Now it's Kosovo...
How we got here nobody knows
Yeah man...this really blows
We're stuck in Kosovo