Nibblin' on moon pies
Watchin' the sun fry
All of them pit crews covered with oil
Parked out by that great big
Number 3 souvenir rig
Smell them hot dogs beginnin' to boil

Stayed wasted the whole weekend out here in Martinsville
Come to yell for ol' Dale Earnhardt
Hope he can claim a spot in Victory Lane...
If he don't -- it'll be Rusty's fault

Sittin' there squeezin'
The highlight of my season
This girl with this big ol' Earnhardt tattoo
But it's a real beauty
It's right there on her booty
And If you ask her, she'll show it to you

Stayed wasted the whole weekend out here in Martinsville
Lookin' for them mini-bottles we brought
Hugged up with a dame that's almost too tough to tame
And I know -- it was Jack Daniel's fault

I lost in the race pool
Felt like a dang fool
Finally came to...had to cruise on back home
Went on a bender
Woke up tied to the fender
Found out the girl and my wallet were gone

Stayed wasted the whole weekend out here in martinsville
Hopin' I don't...serve time for assault
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know -- it's my own stupid fault
Yes and...some people claim that there's a woman to blame
But I know -- it's my own dang fault