Why a Handgun is Better Than a Woman
Trade a 44 for two 22s

If They Got Married...
Celebrity names on parade

The "Mr. Right" Rejection Letter
Let him down easy, girls.

To All the Party Girls
Signs it's time to call it a night

Top Ten Signs Randy's Having A Reverse Midlife Crisis
50s diner turns to sewing room

Mad Max Presents: "The Rules For Dating My Daughter"
Learn 'em. Know 'em. Live 'em.

Marie The French Babe's Guide to Women's English
At last -- an insider breaks the code of silence!

John Boy's Guide to Men's English
The companion to Marie's guide

Top Ten Things Men Understand About Women
Another handy guide

What's This Thing Called, Love?
A little punctuation can make all the difference

The Points System
At last -- a guide to how the relationship game is really played!

The Personal Ad Translator - Women's Edition
The real meaning behind how the ladies describe themselves.

The Personal Ad Translator - Men's Edition
What he says -- and what it really means.

Romance According to Kids
"You gotta be a fool to get married!"

Why iMacs Are Better Than Women
A jaunty little list by Ben Hanks of MacKiDo.com

Mad Max - More Rules For Women
Always ask a man 3 times. Here's why.

Top Ten Things Women Never Say
Oh no -- not the mall again!

Why Boats Are Better Than Women
By request.

Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say
Hey -- wanna borrow my new car?

Top Ten Signs You Have a Perfect Wife
Good stuff from Joey Exum of Wilson, NC

Married Man: "Dad To The Bone"
America's most henpecked superhero rocks!

Willie & Willie: "To All The Girls..."
Willie Nelson & Slick Willie -- together at last!

Mad Max's 25 Rules
Learn these, and we'll get along fine. Really.

Miss Dipesto's 25 Rules
Mad Max had his say...now it's the ladies' turn!

The Stages Of Life
Men's and Women's versions.

Letter From An Inmate
A modest proposal from Atmore, Alabama.

The Monica Song
The lyrics to Hoyt's tribute to the world's most famous intern.

Monica Lewinski's Top Ten Nicknames For President Clinton
Direct from the tape case in Linda Tripp's Ford Festiva.

The Official Lyrics To "The Weenie Whacker Song"
A little ditty about...a little ditty.