10. If You Run Out Of Skoal...She'll Let You Have Hers.

9. She Knows Dick Trickle Is Not A Disease.

8. Agrees To Let The Four Horsemen Be Your Pallbearers

7. Thinks A Seven Course Meal Is A Six Pack And A Plate Of Nachos

6. She Always Has Gas In Her Car

5. Believes Any Rumor You Tell Her About Jeff Gordon

4. Never Fights About Sex And Money Because...Unlike The Neighbors...She Doesn't Charge You.

3. Thinks A Romatic Evening At Home Includes You And A Bunch Of Your Drunk Buddies Watching "Halloween Havoc"

2. Never Hollers Out John Boy's Name When Making Love

And the Number One Sign You've Got A Perfect Wife...

Tattoo On Her Arm: "Bischoff Sucks."