10. Well...we're lost! Looks like I'll have to stop and ask for directions!

9. Hey -- Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend...why don't you throw a big party?

8. I see all your friends have that "up yours" attitude. I like that.

7. Sweetheart...you're thirteen years old. I think it's about time you started dating.

6. Going out with your friends, huh? Hey -- wanna borrow my new car?

5. No boy of mine is gonna play football!

4. How should I know what's wrong with your car? Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay him whatever he wants.

3. Son, as long as you live under my roof...you're gonna wear an earring.

2. I make plenty of money. Why do you wanna go and get a job?

,,,and the Number One thing you'll never hear a Dad say...

Father's Day? aahh -- forget it --it's no big deal.