FOR MEN |
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| AGE |
FAVORITE DRINK |
| 17 |
Beer |
| 25 |
Burbon |
| 35 |
Vodka |
| 48 |
Double Vodka |
| 66 |
Maalox |
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| AGE |
SEDUCTION LINE |
| 17 |
My parents are away for the weekend |
| 25 |
My girlfriend is away for the weekend |
| 35 |
My finacee is away for the weekend |
| 48 |
My wife is away for the weekend |
| 66 |
My second wife is dead |
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| AGE |
FAVORITE SPORT |
| 17 |
Sex |
| 25 |
Sex |
| 35 |
Sex |
| 48 |
Sex |
| 66 |
Taking a nap |
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| AGE |
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE |
| 17 |
Tongue |
| 25 |
Breakfast |
| 35 |
She didn't set back my therapy |
| 48 |
I didn't have to meet her kids |
| 66 |
Got home alive |
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| AGE |
FAVORITE FANTASY |
| 17 |
Getting to third base |
| 25 |
Joining the mile-high club |
| 35 |
Menage-a-trois |
| 48 |
Taking the company public |
| 66 |
Swiss maid/Nazi love slave |
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| AGE |
HOUSEHOLD PET |
| 17 |
Roaches |
| 25 |
Stoner college roomate |
| 35 |
Irish Setter |
| 48 |
Children from first marriage |
| 66 |
Anna Nicole Smith |
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| AGE |
WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? |
| 17 |
25 |
| 25 |
35 |
| 35 |
48 |
| 48 |
66 |
| 66 |
17 |
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FOR WOMEN |
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| AGE |
FAVORITE DRINK |
| 17 |
Wine coolers |
| 25 |
White wine |
| 35 |
Red Wine |
| 48 |
Dom Perignon |
| 66 |
Shot of Jack with a Viagra chaser |
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| AGE |
EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES |
| 17 |
Need to wash my hair |
| 25 |
Need to wash and condition my hair |
| 35 |
Need to color my hair |
| 48 |
Need to have Francois color my hair |
| 66 |
Need to have Francois color my wig |
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| AGE |
FAVORTE SPORT |
| 17 |
Shopping |
| 25 |
Shopping |
| 35 |
Shopping |
| 48 |
Shopping |
| 66 |
Shopping |
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| AGE |
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE |
| 17 |
Burger King |
| 25 |
Free meal |
| 35 |
A diamond |
| 45 |
A bigger diamond |
| 66 |
Matlock reruns |
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| AGE |
FAVORITE FANTASY |
| 17 |
Tall, dark, and handsome |
| 25 |
Tall, dark, and handsome with money |
| 35 |
Tall, dark, and handsome with money and a brain |
| 48 |
A man with hair |
| 66 |
A man |
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| AGE |
HOUSEHOLD PET |
| 17 |
Muffy the cat |
| 25 |
Unemployed boyfriend, Muffy the cat |
| 35 |
Irish Setter, Muffy the cat |
| 48 |
Children from first marriage, Muffy the cat |
| 66 |
Stuffed Muffy the cat |
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| AGE |
IDEAL DATE |
| 17 |
He offers to pay |
| 25 |
He pays |
| 35 |
He cooks breakfast the next morning |
| 48 |
He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids |
| 66 |
He can chew breakfast |
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| AGE |
WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? |
| 17 |
17 |
| 25 |
25 |
| 35 |
35 |
| 48 |
48 |
| 66 |
66 |