From the cassette case in Linda Tripp's Ford Festival...

10. The Big Creep

9. Schmucko

8. Chick-o

7. Free Willie

6. The Hosemaster General

5. Pants Force One

4. The Cruise Missle

3. It Takes A Village Idiot

2. The Handkerchief Executive

...and Monica's Number One Nickname For President Clinton...

Pervy