10. Crew Chief Asks If You'd Mind Driving The Hauler Back After The Sonoma Race

9. On Staff Memos...You See Your Name As The Subject Of Meetings You're Not Invited To

8. You're Given A Paid Holiday Anytime The Sponsor Visits The Shop

7. Staples...Markers...And Post-It Notes Given To You One At A Time On An "As Needed" Basis

6. During Trading Card Photo Shoot...Team Manager Asks You To Wear A Full-Face Helmet And Leave The Window Net Up

5. Instead Of Your Name...Lettering Over The Car Window Reads "Now Hiring"

4. On The Team's Latest Organizational Chart...Underneath Your Name It Says "Or Whoever"

3. Your Guest Shot On Q-V-C Comes On "Emergency Liquidation Sale" Night

2. At Team Softball Game...You're Replaced In The Batting Order By Eli Gold.

And the Number One Sign You're About To Lose Your Ride...

Your Nickname Around The Shop Changed From "Speed-Demon" To "Short-Timer"