Welll...
I'm A Big Ol Redneck Lookin Guy
Got A Show On The Radio
I Really Wanna Be A Race Car Driver
But I'm Runnin Kinda Low On Dough

I Need A Vehicle Baby
I Need A Sponsor With A Lot Of Cash
I Need A Vehicle Baby
I Promise I Won't Crash

I Love Ya...
I Mean It
Got Money?
I Need It

Goodgosh Amighty
You Know I'm Bout Broke...

Well...
If You Wanna Sell Bleach Or Turtle Wax
Lemme Tell Ya...I'm Your Guy
I Could Do Some Appearances At The Tracks
And I Won't Cost Much To Buy

I Need A Vehicle Baby
I Need A Sponsor With A Lotta Dough
I Need A Vehicle Baby
My Budget's Runnin Low

I Love Ya...
I Mean It
I'll Drive It
I'll Clean It

Goodgosh Amighty
You Know I'm Bout Broke...

(Spoken During Instrumental Break:)
Hey...Did I Mention I'm Also An Excellent Trumpet Player?
First Chair...Graham High School Band
Here...Check This Out...

(Trumpet Solo -- If You Can Call It That)

Well...
I'm The Big Ol Hee-Haw-Lookin Guy
John Boy Is My Name
Somebody Buy Me A Real Race Car
I'll Put'cha In The Hall Of Fame

I Need A Vehicle Baby
I Need A Sponsor With A Lot Of Cash
I Need A Vehicle Baby
I Promise I Won't Crash

I Love Ya...
I Mean It
Got Money?

I Need It

Good Gosh Amighty
You Know I'm Bout Broke...

You Know
I Love Ya...I Mean It
I'll Drive It
I'll Clean It

Good Gosh A'mighty
You Know I'm Flat...Broke