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The
Winston Cup Withdrawal Test
See just how bad ya got it...
The Nascar Glossary
Matt McLaughlin with a guide to commonly-used race phrases
Top
Ten Rejected Pitches for a Mayberry Sequel
Touched By A Goober?
Robert Earl Keen's Top Ten Signs You're Playing a Gig in Texas
Fiddle player hit by a beer can. During the sound check.
The West Virginia Computer Virus
Be on the lookout for this one. Or not.
Top Ten Police Blotter Headlines
Based on the often-hillarious items in the Knoxville, Tennessee police blotter
Mad Max Presents: "The Rules For Dating My Daughter"
Learn 'em. Know 'em. Live 'em.
The Martinsville Song
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame...
A Letter From Home
As read on the Big Show by Marie the French babe
Robert Earl Keen's Top Ten Reasons If You're Gonna Play In Texas, You Gotta
Have a Fiddle In The Band
It's fun to "go Dutch" at McDonalds!
Top Ten Signs Your Job With The Race Team Might Be In Jeopardy
Some red flags for Silly Season
Over the Rainbow
Jeff Gordon's Silly Season lament
Top Ten Signs You're at a Redneck Church
Five ushers named Bubba?
The Prisoner Letter
From the JB&B Mailbag Archives
Son of The Prisoner Letter
'The Real Mr. Excitement" strikes again.
Mad Max - More Rules For Women
Always ask a man 3 times. Here's
why.
What I Like About 3
Hoyt & Delbert with yet another tribute to
their favorite driver.
Why Boats Are Better Than Women
By request.
Top Ten Signs You're At a NASCAR Fan's Funeral
Coolers in the chapel?
Top Ten NEW Signs You're at a Redneck Wedding
The Unity Toothpick?
The Redneck Jedi List
By request, some additions to our original list from a while back
The Yankee Guide to the South
Helpful hints for Northern newcomers
Southern Quotes
Tennessee Bob Duncan's guide to quotable quotes about the South
Rev. Sincere's Favorite Church Bulletin Bloopers
By special request
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A NASCAR Driver Say
Ford...Chevy...what's the difference, anyway?
Top Ten Signs You've Joined The Wrong Church
You're married to who?
Football: North vs. South
Mario Cuomo vs. "Bear" Bryant
John Boy's Top Ten Last Words
What do you want on your tombstone?
Top Ten Things Not To Say In a Duck Blind
From our Texas bud Robert Earl Keen
Top Ten Signs You Have a Perfect Wife
Good stuff from Joey Exum of Wilson, NC
Mad Max's 25 Rules
Learn these, and we'll get along fine. Really.
Miss Dipesto's 25 Rules
Mad Max had his say...now it's the ladies' turn!
Top Ten Things A Preacher Will Never Hear The Congregation Say
Rev. Sincere's list from his buddy Ray.
A Cowboy's Guide To Life
Words of wisdom from Texas Bix Bender.
You Might Be A Southern Baptist If...
Unmistakable clues to a Southern religious upbringing
Some slightly garbled scriptural insights from kids.
Top Ten Signs Your Mom Is A NASCAR Fan
Fistfights and sheet metal and bottles of Wisk
Top Ten Signs You're Married To A Cop
From Lt. Carey of the Wrightsville Beach PD.
The Beer Run Letter
A classic TRUE story from the Big Show Mailbag.
Top Ten Things Not To Say To A Cop
Don't use these at a traffic stop.
Top Ten Signs You're A Redneck Jedi
How to tell if the Force is with y'uns.
Letter From An Inmate
A modest proposal from Atmore, Alabama.
Top Ten Signs You're At A Redneck Wedding
Y'know, we've actually seen some of these...
The Big Show Glossary
A handy guide to terminology used
on the show.
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