10. That Motel 6 Preferred Customer discount comes in handy

9. You just can't get enough of "The Devil Went Down To Georgia"

8. Who else is gonna be your sponsor?

7. It's fun to "go Dutch" at McDonalds!

6. Violin Players don't grow in Texas

5. That lead guitar is hot, but not for a Louisiana man playin' in a Texas band, with an Italian fiddle in his hand, doin' things that you don't understand.

4. You've gotten to where you kinda like the smell of Listerine.

3. You just can't get enough of that "Orange Blossom Special"

2. Good whiskey never makes you lose your place.

...and the Number One reason...

It's hard to hit a fiddle with a tomato.