| Robert Earl Keen's Top Ten Ways You Can Tell You're Playing A Show In Texas
10. Someone hollers "The Front Porch Song" just after we finish playing it 9. Fiddle player hit by beer can. During the sound check. 8. Fans cheer when you announce "Our drummer's from Waxahatchie" 7. Someone asks you to sign a cowboy hat 6. Someone asks you to sign a cowboy boot 5. Someone asks you to sign a cowboy 4. Someone asks you to sign a cow 3. On the front row -- world's best-looking women 2. On the second row -- world's ugliest men and Number One -- To remember where they are - fans have to keep chanting "Robert Earl Keen! Robert Earl Keen! Robert Earl Keen!" |
