(To the tune of "What I Like About You" by the Romantics)

What I Like About 3
He Won That Race
All You Other Fans
Quit Gettin' On His Case
Yeah...

Quit Whimpering In Your Beer
Wipe Your Nose And Dry Them Tears
Don'tcha See...
That's What I Like About 3

What I Like About 3
He Really Knows How To Drive
Don't Get In His Way
If You Wanna Stay Alive...Yeah

Quit Whimpering In Your Beer
"Wah Wah Wah" That's All I Hear
Don'tcha See...
That's What I Like About 3
That's What I Like About 3
That's What I Like About 3

(Inst. Break)

What I Like About 3
He Gets A Little Rough
Like Ol' Glenn Said
Ol' Number 3 Is Tufff!
Yeah...

Quit Whimpering In Your Beer
Wipe Your Nose And Dry Them Tears
Don'tcha See...
That's What I Like About 3