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Ten Rejected New Rides at Universal Orlando
Poon Lagoon?
Top Ten Rejected Army Slogans
From the home office in an undisclosed location in Washington...
Steve's Beer Top Ten
Why we should serve beer at work
Top Ten Least Popular Halloween Costumes for 2000
Mr. T: Medicine Woman
Top Ten Rejected Pitches for a Mayberry Sequel
Touched By A Goober?
Top Ten Surprises In The New Harry Potter Book
Drank the blood of an Olsen twin?
Top Ten Blaxploitation Movies Coming Soon
With the new Shaft a hit, these are just a matter of time.
Top Ten Police Blotter Headlines
Based on the often-hillarious items in the Knoxville,
Tennessee police blotter
Top Ten Big Show Last Words
Final thoughts from the crew
Top Ten Funny Police Quotes
"Say, how big were those two beers?"
Top Ten Signs Randy's Having A Reverse Midlife Crisis
50s diner turns to sewing room
Top Ten Rejected Y2K Prom Themes
Hurling Under The Stars!
Top Ten Nicknames for Jackie's New Boobs
The Nipsy Russells?
Top Ten Signs You're Supporting a Really Stupid Guy For President
Secret Service code name: Really Stupid Guy
Top Ten Things Men Understand About Women
Another handy guide
Top Ten Least Popular Japanese Tourist Attractions
Some non-highlights from our recent trip to Japan
Robert Earl Keen's Top Ten Reasons If You're Gonna Play In Texas, You Gotta
Have a Fiddle In The Band
It's fun to "go Dutch" at McDonalds!
Top Ten Least Popular Toys This Christmas
Look for 'em in the markdown bins on December
26.
Top Ten Signs Your Job With The Race Team Might Be In Jeopardy
Some red flags for Silly Season
Top Ten Things Steve the Idiot Intern Wishes John Boy Would Call Him
"Dude -- I'm not an intern!"
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear Raiford Say
"Just email it to me."
Top Ten Signs You're at a Redneck Church
Five ushers named Bubba?
Top Ten Things Women Never Say
Oh no -- not the mall again!
Top Ten Signs You're At a NASCAR Fan's Funeral
Coolers in the chapel?
Top Ten Hillary Campaign Slogans
From Perjury...to Albany!
Top Ten NEW Signs You're at a Redneck Wedding
The Unity Toothpick?
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear Dad Say
Hey -- wanna borrow my new car?
Rejected Names For Breakfast of Champions
Let's do brunch with Dr. Jerry Punch!
Top Ten Signs You've Picked the Wrong Doctor
He's an SOB with an HMO
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear A NASCAR Driver Say
Ford...Chevy...what's the difference, anyway?
Top Ten Signs You've Joined The Wrong Church
You're married to who?
John Boy's Top Ten Last Words
What do you want on your tombstone?
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear In An Online Chat Room
X-Files?? What's that?
Top Ten Least Popular Toys This Christmas
Furby they're not...
Top Ten Things Not To Say In a Duck Blind
From our Texas bud Robert Earl Keen
Top Ten Changes Planned By New Minnesota Governor Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Let's get ready to ruuuumblllee!!
Top Ten Changes Made To Accomodate John Glenn
That Angela Landsbury -- she's HOT!
Top Ten Signs You Have a Perfect Wife
Good stuff from Joey Exum of Wilson, NC
Top Ten Signs You're About To Lose Your NASCAR Ride
A few red flags for Silly Season.
Top Ten Signs Someone's About To Steal Your Kidneys
As told to us by a friend of our nephew's barber...
Top Ten Things A Preacher Will Never Hear The Congregation Say
Rev. Sincere's list from his buddy Ray.
Top Ten Rejected Names For WCW Pay-Per-View Events
Don't call your local cable operator for any of these...
Top Ten Signs Raiford May Be Mellowing Out
Kansas and Puff Daddy and Ally McBeal?
Top Ten Least-Intimidating WCW Nicknames
We doubt you'll be seeing any of these guys on Nitro any time soon...
Top Ten Worst Prom Themes For 1998
These make "Enchantment Under The Sea" look like genius
Top Ten Signs Your Mom Is A NASCAR Fan
Fistfights and sheet metal and bottles of Wisk
Top Ten Signs You're Married To A Cop
From Lt. Carey of the Wrightsville Beach PD.
Top Ten Things Not To Say To A Cop
Don't use these at a traffic stop.
Top Ten Signs You're A Redneck Jedi
How to tell if the Force is with y'uns.
Top Ten Shortest Books Ever Written
Quick reads from PETA, OJ, Jeff
Gordon, and more.
Top Ten Rap Nicknames That Didn't Work Out
The 'Hood would never go for these...
Top Ten Surprising Phrases Coined By Shakespeare
You've heard about "puke," but there are others...
Top Ten Things You'll Never Hear Mean Gene Say
You won't hear these on Monday Nitro.
Top Ten Signs You're At A Redneck Wedding
Y'know, we've actually seen some of these...
Top Ten Worst-Selling Children's Books
Don't look for these at Barnes & Noble.
Top Ten When Microsoft Starts Building Cars
It's just a matter of time...
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