10. His number one choice to work on his cabinet is "that Bob Vila Guy."

9. Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's character from "The West Wing"

8. During a televised debate, he turns to the moderator and says "Regis, I'd like to phone a friend."

7. When anyone mentions Washington, he asks "you mean the state or that DC deal?"

6. Campaign banners feature prominent plug for his lawn-mower repair business.

5. Only item on official campaign website is a clip of the Superfriends doing the "whassup" commercial.

4. Loving and supportive wife he introduces to reporters appears to be a lifesize cardboard standup of Dale Earnhardt

3. Asked to list his qualifications, mentions that he won the Stupey Quiz in October, 1999.

2. Giggles uncontrollably everytime he hears the phrase "polling place."

...and the Number One sign you've picked a really stupid guy for president...

His secret service code name is "really stupid guy"