10. The Christopher Reeve Inaction Figure

9. Dr. Pinkeye's Infectious Daycare Center

8. Van Camps Beanie Weenie Babies

7. Sharp Jagged Thing -- From Hasbro

6. Horny Horny Hippos

5. Tickle Me Brady

4. The Carmen Electra/Dennis Rodman Wedding Playset

3. The George Michael Self-Discovery Game

2. Dr. Randy's Home Vasectomy Laboratory

And the Number One Least-Popular Toy This Year...

Tickle Me Homo