10. The "Green Eggs And Hannibal" Snack Bar

9. New Rollercoaster: Spinning Tiger -- Hurling Dragon

8. Poon Lagoon

7. Strom Thurmonator 3-D

6. The Jurrassic Pork Cafeteria

5. How The Grinch Stole Stuff Out Of Your Hotel Room While You Were In The Park

4. A Day In The Park With Barney Frank.

3. Men In Black Thongs

2. The Cat In The Hat Meets The Chick In The Tube Top

And the Number One Rejected New Universal Ride...

Titty Twister