10. A Date With Puff Daddy

9. Hurling Under The Stars

8. Buttons & Bows And A Handful Of Roofies

7. Operation "Reunite Elian With His Father"

6. Rise Up And Kill The Popular Kids

5. We Shall Not Pass This Way Again...Except For Our Really Depressing Reunion In About Ten Years

4. Whassuuuuup?

3. Who Wants To Be A Drunken Loser In Rented Clothes?

2. Turn In A Handgun...Get A Free Corsage

And the Number One Rejected Prom Theme...

Smackdown!