10. Holds worldwide high score for Playstation version of "the Legend of Zelda"

9. Wears a Pokemon foot on a chain around his neck

8. Can give a guy a "swirly" without using a toilet

7. Sacrificed a goat during his freshman year to help his buddies from N'Sync get their record deal

6. Once drank the blood of an Olson twin

5. Still troubled by Grandma Endora switching Darrins on his mom back in '68

4. Early spell-casting experiment was responsible for Carrottop's movie "Chairman of the Board"

3. New arch-enemy: the C-A-L-L A-T-T guy

2. Buffy the Vampire Slayer: been there, done that.

...and the Number One surprise in the new Harry Potter book...

Favorite incantation: "hey y'all -- watch this!"