10. So what if he's gay? that's nobody's business but his own.

9. Y'all come out here and check out my new SUV!

8. Had a great huntin' trip this weekend -- anybody need any deer meat?

7. Just email it to me.

6. Glad you enjoyed it -- sure, i'll send you a copy.

5. No no -- that liquor's for cookin'!

4. Sure -- i'll be glad to pick up your kids for you.

3. Mornin' everybody -- who's got a cigarette?

2. Jeff Gordon is the man!

...and the Number One thing you'll never hear Raiford say...

You know...you may have a good point.