10. Thank God For The Brady Bill!

9. Yeah -- Labradors Are Cute, But You Just Can't Beat A Yorkie!

8. Well, The First Time I Voted For Clinton...

7. You Know, I Never Cared For Football...

6. Hey Guys --I Found A New Way To Keep My Waders Warm!

5. Anybody Wanna Hear Some Music?

4. I'm Just Gonna Shoot The Mud Out Of The End Of My Gun...

3. I'm So Glad George Michael Is Making A Comeback!

2. You Know, Second Hand Smoke Kills Almost As Many Blah Blah Blah...

And the Number One Thing You Should Never Say In A Duck Blind...

The Keys Have Gotta Be Somewhere Between Here And The Truck.